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It’s our pleasure-funded model. When you buy any JoyToy or piece of merch from pussynomics.com, you get a unique code that grants you lifetime access to PSYN Media — no monthly charges, no subscription renewals. Just journalism powered by your orgasms.
How do I redeem my code?
Check your inbox after checkout. You’ll receive an email with your access code and a link to PSYNMedia.com where you can set up your login.
What if I already have an account?
Just log in as usual — your lifetime access applies across the entire site once your code is activated.
Do I have to buy a new vibrator ever month?
Absolutely not (though Joy would love that for her ego). Your access lasts forever after your first verified purchase.
How does my purchase support PSYN Media?
Every JoyToy or piece of PSYN merch funds the newsroom. Pussynomics’ mission is to make pleasure journalism mainstream — and your purchase literally keeps the lights on and the vibes high.
We hate to break it to you, pleasure seekers: all JoyToy sales are final.
Because this is an intimate product (and we don’t think anyone wants a “gently used” vibrator showing up in their mailbox), we cannot accept returns or issue refunds once your JoyToy has shipped.
If your JoyToy arrives damaged or defective, don’t panic — we’ve got you. Drop us a line within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we’ll send you a fresh replacement faster than you can say “breaking news.”
Otherwise, your JoyToy is yours to keep. No buyer’s remorse, only orgasms.
Shipping charges for your buzzy order will be calculated and displayed at checkout on pussynomics.com.
Orders ship directly from our fulfillment partners. Apparel and accessories are made-to-order and ship separately from JoyToys.
Estimated delivery times:
Apparel + Merch: 5–10 business days (drop-shipped)
JoyToy: Ships within 3–5 business days
You’ll receive tracking info once your items are on the move.
Yes! We offer expert pannels, tantra coaching, and more. Please reach via our CONTACT section to get in touch.
We are always looking for experts to interview and companies to collaborate with. We'd love to hear from you! Please email pitch@psynmedia.com.
No problem — we get that not everyone’s in the mood for a buzz. Any purchase from our shop — whether it’s a Pussynomics™ sweatshirt, JoyToy™ tee, or other merch — comes with your own unique access code. Think of it as your key to PSYN Media, the only newsroom with a vibrating paywall. Shop what speaks to you, and your pleasure still funds the press.
