Spacebar Columbus will host the Dildona 500 Vibrator Races on Saturday, Nov. 21, at its location at 2590 N. High St. Doors open at 3 p.m., entry is free and the event is 21+, according to 614NOW.
The bar announced the Third Race on social media. "Racers! On your mark!" the post reads. The event is hosted by Sean Welch and Quinnton Nerys, and Kinx Boutique is the sponsor. It is the Race in the bar's "Columbus Asscar Series," held at what the post calls Columbus International Speedway.
The post also teases a title defense. "Will David Bowie's Bulge from Labyrinth get the 3-Peat and remain reigning Champion of the Series?" it asks. New challengers are on the way, along with new races and games.
The bar's post closes with an invitation. "Come on down to the track and enjoy a day at the races!"