Hello Nancy is launching its first-ever mystery box ahead of Halloween, a $79 blind box with two sex toys inside, one of them a new Halloween toy the brand values at $149.99. The public sale opens Thursday, Oct. 22, at 8 a.m. ET.
Only 5,000 boxes exist. Mashable reported that just 970 were left as of writing, and that the priority-access sign-up link was set to expire Oct. 21. According to the brand's website, there won't be a restock.
Each box holds the exclusive Halloween toy, valued at $149.99, and a Nancy favorite worth at least $99. That adds up to more than $248 in goodies for $79, according to the brand. Those values are Nancy's own numbers, not independent price checks.
The Halloween collection has three new toys: Jack, Lemmy and Medusa. Buyers can't pick which one lands in their box.
Jack is a pumpkin-shaped suction vibrator with 11 levels of pulsating air suction, plus seven vibration speeds and three patterns. The suction and vibration can run separately or together. Mashable reports it is 100 percent waterproof and charges via USB-C.
Lemmy is the freakier-looking one. Its soft lips form a seal around the clitoris, while a little "tongue" inside does the licking. It has three suction levels and a long-suction mode, plus three licking speeds and six patterns. Suction and licking can be used separately or together.
Medusa is the scariest-looking of the trio. The dual-stimulation toy has an insertable pink tentacle that swirls inside and a vibrating yellow tip that stimulates the clitoris. It has three speeds and seven patterns, and either function works on its own or together.
There's also a Willy Wonka twist. Ten "Golden Lem" tickets are hidden at random among the boxes. A lucky buyer can redeem one for an exclusive gold-plated collectible inspired by Nancy's Lem toy. It's a display piece, not a functioning toy.
Mashable's writer says a review sample is on its way and hasn't yet tried the new toys.
Missing out on a box isn't the end of the line. The three Halloween toys will also be sold individually, so anyone can still get all of them.