In what’s being dubbed online as The Great Dildo Heist, sexual-wellness brand Bellesa Boutique says that 20,000 vibrators were stolen from one of its U.S. warehouses earlier this week — a theft now under investigation by authorities.
The stolen shipment included the Pebble Pro, AirVibe, WhisperVibe, and Thrust models.
“We take this incident seriously and are fully cooperating with law enforcement,” said Michelle Shnaidman, CEO and co-founder of Bellesa in a post on the company’s Instagram page. “That said, the irony isn’t lost on us. Our whole mission is to bring pleasure to as many people as possible — just preferably through checkout, not grand theft.”
While investigators haven’t released details about suspects or motive, the story has already sparked a wave of jokes, memes, and vibrator puns across social media. We’re calling it the horniest crime of the year.
The company is urging customers to stay cautious. Bellesa warned against purchasing through unauthorized resellers to avoid counterfeit or stolen goods, emphasizing that BellesaBoutique.com is the only official retailer.
“If anything, it just proves what we already knew,” Shnaidman said in the Instagram post. “People really, really, really want Bellesa’s products.”
Authorities continue to investigate the theft. In the meantime, Bellesa is asking anyone with information to come forward — or at least keep their hands off hot merch.
Bellesa has not yet responded to PSYN Media’s request for comment.